Punctuation Police Officer Melissa
What the hell is an Oxford comma? Semicolons getting you down? Having trouble placing
apostrophes? No sweat. Melissa is a grammar nazi and punctuation police woman ready to teach you everything you need
to know about crossing T's and dotting I's.
Beta Reader Betty
Tired of asking unwilling friends to read your novel? Sick of trusting beta readers whose
willingness to read your book is contingent on you reading theirs? Are you truly fed up with agreeing to read
someone else's book and taking time to critique it only to receive an obvious, superficial summary of your
material? Well, no more frustration! Meet Beta Reader Betty. She is a voracious reader and skilled critic who
will provide you an honest opinion.
Agumentative Alexis
Some people call her Argumentative Alexis, never to her face, because she is liable to
prove you are indulging in ad hominem attacks. If you need help with philosophical discourse or help refining
your ideas for an article on ethics, Alexis has you covered. Don't struggle trying to understand Kant's
Categorical Imperative or get mired in the solipsism of Descartes. Learn from Alexis.
Psycho Paul
He lies. He flatters. He bends conversation to whatever is needed to get you to agree to
be alone with him. Psycho Paul is a sociopath with only one hobby, killing. Need to get into the head of a
killer? Just give him a circumstance and he will try to manipulate it to fulfill his dark desires.